Sticker Set Pre-Sale

Your gear looking a little boring? Water bottle giving “I peaked in high school”? Car blending into the parking lot like it’s practicing stealth mode? Bucket leaking like it’s going through something personal? Perfect. Because you get TWO of these 4x4 stickers one in black and one in white, and they’re ready to aggressively overcompensate for all of that.

Each sticker brings enough personality to cover your mistakes, your regrets, and at least one questionable life choice. One sticker for the problem. One sticker for the backup problem you swore you’d fix months ago.

They won’t fix anything… but they’ll make everything look cooler while it continues to be broken.

Disclaimer: Stickers do not repair leaks, boost confidence, or improve decision-making. They do, however, look fantastic while pretending to.